Oh My God Shoes!

You know the group of teenage girls that are always in front of you at Starbucks? Their leader is usually a girl named Ashley or Francesca, and she talks with a lisp because of the spittle that accumulates in her braces.

“You guysh, I’m sssho getting a caramel macchiato!”

It must say somewhere in the Hello Kitty Guide to Being a Teenage Girl that when you go to Starbucks, you have to order a caramel macchiato.

Anyway, there you are, sitting with your laptop, hand on your brow, doing your best to look profoundly cogitative. You’re sighing at the appropriate moments and giving off a cultivated, angsty vibe. But Francesca and the gang won’t stop giggling and having fun and ruining your little writerly drag show.

Now imagine Francesca has grown up into a pissed-off fashionista, and she's obsessed with shoes. That kind of describes the character that Liam Sullivan has created in “Oh My God. Shoes,” except he calls her Kelly, and when Kelly is angry, she calls people “betch” and “deck,” as in “that girl is such a betch” and “that guy is a total deck.”

If you’re a regular reader of Joe.My.God, this is probably old news to you. But for folks who haven’t seen it, you should check it out. It’s one of the funniest videos on YouTube. (Sullivan actually plays all the characters in the opening scene.)