Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Crazy for Sesame Street

In retrospect, almost all of the characters on Sesame Street (and quite a few muppets) seem to have had clinical psychological problems.

Oscar the Grouch: Oppositional defiant disorder

Cookie: Compulsive overeating--trying to fill an empty space inside, to the point of occasionally eating inedible objects

The Count: OCD

Big Bird: Gender identity disorder; possibly schizophrenia, if you don't believe Snuffelupagus was real

Snuffelupagus: Disthymia (chronic, low-level depression); possibly comorbid narcolepsy

Elmo: Narcissism--refers to himself in third person, needs to be center of attention

Grover: Histrionic personality disorder--overly suggestible, self-dramatizing, considers relationships to be more intimate than they are

Animal (muppet): Bipolar; possibly comorbid ADHD

Bert & Ernie: No longer considered mentally ill; may become primary caregivers for Ernie's niece Ernestine

Have I missed or misdiagnosed any characters?

5 Comments:

At Wednesday, November 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sheer brilliance. what about miss piggy? i have never seen a more conceited pig. Also, clearly obsessed with someone she just can't have...Kermit!! Lest we forget poor little Kermie. Talk about an over-achieving, people-pleaser.

 
At Friday, November 17, 2006, Blogger Mike said...

Miss Piggy has a deep streak of narcissism herself, I agree. Is Kermit a people-pleaser? Maybe. Perhaps someday he'll flip out from pent-up rage.

 
At Saturday, November 18, 2006, Blogger Michael said...

As a person who played Big Bird on Sesame Street Live, I can tell you that yes, he is a nut. :)

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006, Anonymous Johnny Lingo said...

I think you could include Tina. I know she is/was not a puppet but nevertheless plays an important part in their lives.She was obviously a complete fantasist seeming to talk to and interact with dumb puppets (OMG Am I really writing this)

Bring back Sesame Street.

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006, Blogger Mike said...

Haha. You know, there's even this whole "Evil Bert" internet meme floating around. It's pretty funny. Sesame Street is irresistible.

 

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