Alternate Titles for the OJ Book

From McSweeney's:

Stab This Book
Tuesdays With Stabby
What to Expect When You're Expecting to Stab Someone
Men Are From Mars, She Had It Coming


And a few of my own:

Running With Scissors, a Knife, and Two Bloody Gloves
Left Behind: Even More Evidence
YOU: The Murderer's Manual
Orangey Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events
Who Moved My Cheese Next to the Murder Weapon?

Any others?